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Joke of the Day

"My dad's take on 35 years of marriage. Me: ""Mom and Dad, how does it feel to have been married for 35 years?"" Dad: ""Well, it only seems like it's been 5 minutes..."" Mom: ""Awww!"" Dad: ""...Underwater."""

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"Irony. The opposite of wrinkly. Thank you. I'll be here all night."
"Watts a homonym?"
"Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows? TL;DR"
"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Chinese dudes jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""
"The American flags on the moon have been bleached white from 44 years of solar radiation. If aliens ever attack, we've already surrendered."
"Do you know how to spot a clickbait? If you're reading this, you don't."
"My wife said I suffer from premature ejaculation.. I told her that I don't suffer"
"""woof woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on abortion lol nigga idk if i can agree on this one"
"Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win"