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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows? TL;DR"

"JOB OPENING: Entry-level for recent college grads. Minimum 87 years of experience required."

"I often call my stepson a ""bitch"" and my stepdaughter a ""dickhead"" to show them the importance of gender equality."

"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.."

"If I get an email headed ""Dear Friend"", I know it's a scam. I don't have friends"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ? Carlene against that wall ?"

"Emails from world leaders are streaming in to Hillary Clinton to console her [Deleted]"

"A Czech one: God is carrying a bag of dicks... ...when he suddenly trips over a rock and all the dicks fall out. He gets pissed off: ""I'm not going to pick them up, Prague's going to be here!"""

"And what's your name?"" the secretary asked the next new boy. ""Butter."" ""I hope your first name's not Roland"" smirked the secretary. ""No ma'am. It's Brendan."""

"What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person? Would you pull that crap with a net?"