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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how to spot a clickbait? If you're reading this, you don't."
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"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I know he means well..."
"I haven't seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he's ok."
"Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share? They like rock."
"I don't know which is stranger: That the cat buried a mouse's body in the yard, or that the service was attended by dozens of mice in suits."
"What do you call a Jamaican cooking competition? A jerkoff"
"You are ugly!... A drunk guy screams at a woman: ""You are ugly!"". The woman replies: ""You are drunk!"" Guy: ""At least in my case, tomorrow I wont be anymore."""
"Why was the Mathematician frowned upon? He was a chronic math-debater"
"how many hipsters does it take to put in a lightbulb? its a realy obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"
"What do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite up his ass A ba-boom."