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Joke of the Day
"Irony. The opposite of wrinkly. Thank you. I'll be here all night."
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"Sometimes I wish I was a mermaid. Maybe then HR would stop hassling me for wearing a seashell bra on casual Fridays."
"What did captain Kirk do in the head? He Shatner."
"Like my nana used to always say, ""screen shots say more about the person sharing them than anything else"""
"If The Bachelor was realistic they'd ask each other where they want to go out to eat and then never make a decision."
"The dictator forced everyone to work in the butter industry. Some men just want to watch the world churn."
"I think I'm overcoming dyslexia. I learned a new abbreviation today: DNA, or National Dyslexic Association."
"I like my women like I like my microwaves... ... cold on the outside, and kills any baby that you put inside."
"Doctor Doctor I've a split personality Well you'd better both sit down then!"
"What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus? He waits at the next station"