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Joke of the Day
"Irony. The opposite of wrinkly. Thank you. I'll be here all night."
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"Threeway or gangbang If five pre-civil war slaves are gangbanging someone, is it considered a threeway?"
"I'm not saying my ex is crazy,but The only way to take her picture, is with a Bi-Polaroid"
"What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA"
"*gets crushed by a bus* *checks to see if phone is intact*"
"Sepp Blatter being re-ellected"
"What do you call a greedy marsupial? A kangajew"
"Every yo-yo trick should be called ""no friends."""
"Why did the armadillo cross the road? It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck."
"The defense rests your honor. *camera pans to defendant taking a nap*"