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Joke of the Day

"Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Chinese dudes jumped out and yelled ""supplies!"""

"I don't have a problem with 5p carrier bags, I have a bag for life, ever since I got married last year. ^^"

"Buckwheat converted to Islam... He is now Kareem of Wheat"

"Are they shutting twitter down anytime soon? I need to do life stuff."

"What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable? putting them back in the wheelchair"

"settle down twitter crush. i didn't ask your last name to google you. i wanted to see how it sounded with the names i've picked for our kids"

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? ""I don't know."" ""So you're the one!"""

"Doc: Your insurance won't cover it all. Me: What if I sewed myself shut? Doc: Suture self."

"Please can anyone remind if the world has ended? I need to add it to the minutes for my gay agenda."

"Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?[x-post from /r/punny ] Because you can't end on a prep position."