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Joke of the Day

"Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics? Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA."

"Why don't witches wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on the broom."

"[Bomb will explode in 26 seconds] *googles ""how to defuse a bomb""* *clicks top result* *it's a 17-page slideshow.* GODDAMMIT *an ad plays*"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... And a table.....then some chairs..."

"Missing socks When you lose a sock in the wash or laundry hamper, the one that's left becomes more human than you know. It's looking for its sole mate."

"Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken? Defendant: Yes, my lord..... Judge; How much. Def: 50:50 Jud: Please elaborate. Def: **One horse to one chicken.**"

"What's a hipster's favorite painkiller? It's a local anthesisia anesthesia, you've probably never heard of it."

"When a woman suddenly shuts up, a man can hear the theme from Psycho discreetly playing in the background."

"gleda Fata kuvarsku emisiju na TV... XD"

"Somebody needs to tell Tim Burton about the other actors"