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Joke of the Day

"Why don't witches wear underwear? So they can get a better grip on the broom."

"Thanks for the 27 hashtags describing your pic otherwise I would have never known it's a hamburger"

"Ever had haggis? I fed it to my dog once.... Poor guy's been licking his asshole for a month, trying to get rid of the taste."

"Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon? Because he'll peek-at-chu!"

"What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer? Pedi-files"

"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"

"What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-Bees...."

"A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors."

"[Breakup] Her: We're just different Him: How? Her: Well, you want to hike & camp Him: And? Her: And I want to be a cartoon on the internet"

"I'm a married white male; my forefathers saw to it that I'm not allowed to be offended by anything."