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Joke of the Day

"Missing socks When you lose a sock in the wash or laundry hamper, the one that's left becomes more human than you know. It's looking for its sole mate."

"Cheer up you won't be single forever. One day you'll die"

"What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu? For swine flu, you use oink-ment and for bird flu, you get tweet-ment."

"My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary"

"ten years ago my dad called me a ""latte liberal"" once, now i wanna adjust my vintage frames scoffing all like ""UM, IT'S COLD BREW SOCIALIST"""

"What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids? Michael Jackson"

"LPT: Don't stand out too much from the group. Or you'll be a joke."

"Did you hear bout that mafia goon who crossdressed as a female servant? He was a maid man."

"there's a new joke on this subreddit"

"So I was feeling really depressed due to the attack in Paris... I phoned the Islamic Samaritans. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane."