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"What's the highest number in the world? 420"
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"/u/ShittyJokeExplainBot , explain yourself."
"What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea. One shucks and fits and the other ..."
"Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box. Badum tiss."
"How many 'friend-zoned' guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, ""once upon a time,"" black begins, ""y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"""
"This girl won't stop crying because I told her that selfie filters wear off in 6 months."
"*gets called a psychopath *googles ""What's the average IQ of a psychopath?"" AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART."
"Maybe the Pope just wants to finally get married. Or settle down with a couple of kids."
"Libra: You wake up fastened to a wooden stake. People in goat masks are dancing around a bonfire. We'll be honest. Things don't look good."