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Joke of the Day

"*gets called a psychopath *googles ""What's the average IQ of a psychopath?"" AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART."

"What did the record holder for the world's longest coma get? A trophy"

"What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? ""I don't wanna be Obama self"""

"What is Walt Jr.'s favorite movie? The Breakfast Club."

"The Prophylactic Why did the prophylactic fly across the room? It was peed off."

"Last week I was with a midget prostitute. I payed her $20 to go up on me."

"I want a rich person to hire me to float around in their pool and feed me bread I want to be a wealthy person's duck"

"Good thing is that the Irish won't be leaving EU. Although, U2 would probably still sound as good With or Without EU."

"Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time."

"The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience."