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Joke of the Day

"They say men think about sex every seven seconds. That's complete BS. We never stop thinking about sex."

"Bruce Willis reaches for his iPhone but accidentally grabs his iPad and screams because he thinks he's shrunk"

"I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me.. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?"

"""You've lost some weight."" sounds suspiciously like ""You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.""."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun ? Roamin' Catholic"

"I would tell a joke about sex... but none of you will get it."

"Read on r/todayilearned that Saint Ambrose was the first person to practice silent reading... ...which is crazy, because typically, Catholics never shut up about their favorite book."

"What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert apple turnover"

"What did the chauffeur say to the newlyweds as they passed the last rest stop? Speak now, or forever hold your piss."

"What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent."