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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke."

"Why are frogs no good at websurfing? Computers have them toad-ily confused."

"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Asking because it's been a week and mine still hasn't."

"knock knock. Who's there? Lee Lee who? No, Lee hao."

"I'm not John Madden, just John Disappointeden."

"A hipster walks into a bar... ...and asks the hipster bartender for a beer. Bartender says - we don't serve hipsters... ironically."

"What do you call a Rastafarian Police Officer? Jamaican Bacon..."

"Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees."

"HI I SPIT GUM OUT OF MY CAR ON THE FREEWAY AND IT BLEW BACK IN MY EAR 911: Sir, u need to pull over WHAT 911: Use your other ear, sir WHAT"

"My 7yo gave up a simple joke thats good enough 2 laugh at. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Cause it was stuck on the chicken's foot!"