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Joke of the Day

"knock knock. Who's there? Lee Lee who? No, Lee hao."

"My cat's tongue is like a little piece of sandpaper. I'm scratched to hell but this floor is almost finished."

"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my lap."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank hot chocolate before it was cool."

"Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure."

"Friend: check out my conscience shell Me: you mean conch? *holds up to ear* Shell: you saw those kids get in that van and you did nothing"

"My computer is going very very ... FAST. IT Helpdesk joke"

"I ejaculated into my girlfriend's eye today... But to be fair, she should've seen it coming."

"All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen . Police have nothing to go on."