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Joke of the Day

"My 7yo gave up a simple joke thats good enough 2 laugh at. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Cause it was stuck on the chicken's foot!"

"I walked into a Chinese bar and ordered the heaviest drink. The bartender served me wonton soup."

"Pretending to hold the elevator while secretly pressing ""close door"" is an art."

"Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom? Because they can't even."

"What's black and white and red all over? A nun falling down the stairs."

"5yo: [crying] I teddy at home! He'll be sad that I abandoned them! Me: Want to call him & apologize? 5: You don't have his phone number."

"Hedgehogs ... Why can't they learn to just share the hedge."

"What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler? Stone Cold Steve Irwin"

"There are two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."

"What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !"