18101

Joke of the Day

"A hipster walks into a bar... ...and asks the hipster bartender for a beer. Bartender says - we don't serve hipsters... ironically."

"I used to be friends with a lot of metalheads. But then, gradually, our relationships got a little bit rusty."

"The Soviet Cycle of Procrastination First, you are Putin down your work. Then, you are Stalin for time. Finally, you are Russian to finish."

"What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark? A hardvark!"

"He died doing what he loved; getting stabbed to death in a TJ Maxx."

"Should America Stop Dumping Money Into a Giant Hole? (theOnion)"

"Why do Egyptian farts smell the same? They have toots in common."

"It takes balls to be a man."

"My therapist told me I lack focus. I told him I liked his new desk."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered six offender"