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Joke of the Day

"I'm not John Madden, just John Disappointeden."

"St. Patrick's Day is like 420 for alcoholics."

"Nutella. A delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas."

"I was sad to lose an arm wrestling match to a woman, but I felt better after I found out she was a man. Then sad again because we had sex."

"I saw in the newspaper that my town was searching for a pedophile. I called in thinking I could help but it turns out that it wasn't actually a job opening."

"I have a step-ladder I've never known my biological ladder"

"Society is so PC nowadays, you can't even say ""Ho ho ho"" You have to say ""Jessica, Patricia, and Michaela"""

"Guys, what are your favorite ""I'm going to hell for this"" jokes? Here's mine: What do you call a dead Mexican? Dearly deported."

"What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal? None"

"Bacon causes cancer. Canadian bacon apologizes."