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Joke of the Day
"I'm not John Madden, just John Disappointeden."
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"My wife made fun of my (admittedly) ugly balls again. I shall now drop the charade that I am a ""feminist."""
"I was there when my wife gave birth... I was there when my wife gave birth. I watched as piss came out, and then shit. I think my wife regrets letting me name the twins."
"How much did the critic tip the waiter? Two cents"
"Recent statistics show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette."
"What book do you look in to find the best insults? A Dicktionary."
"What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest."
"Caught my ping smoking weed while playing online Now it became high"
"Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves? Maths teachers, they make everybody count."
"One of my friends told me he didn't like it when I made fish jokes. But I think he was just being koi."