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Joke of the Day

"What do a politician and a sperm have in common? One in thousnads has a chance to e a human being. ~Edit: I edited the title."

"My cum smells like bleach Too bad it didn't kill my ex."

"I think I burn most my calories at the gym untangling headphones."

"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? [NSFW] Cuntswaylo"

"Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them."

"I like my women like I like my cars Black, loud, heavy, and full of gas."

"What's the generic for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"

"A survey asked me if I was dyslexic I checked the option for ""sye."""

"a porn where both people are wearing nothing but Sketchers Shape-Ups"

"So I was at a sushi restaurant last night. I saw they had this Orgasm roll. I tried it, but I couldn't finish."