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Joke of the Day
"Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex They get lemon-aids"
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"When playing ""Got your nose,"" make sure the victim is willing to play. Also, that you're not at a urinal. Also, that it's their nose."
"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird."
"People ask me why I like the graveyard so much. I dig the graves."
"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe out of that little thing?"
"""The last ''Sup?'"" - cool Bible"
"Making midget jokes is mean and belittling. *belittling*"
"What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub? a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul."
"Man goes to the doctor because he believes he might have hemorrhoids He did and it was rather uncomfortable"
"Why did Sally fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. ""knock knock"" ""whose there?"" ""not sally!"""