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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!"

"Pony: ""I love hay so much I-"" Dad: ""Why don't you marry it, ya big nerd?"" *pony grows up* *becomes Horse Emperor* *legalizes hay marriage*"

"What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70? General"

"What do you tell a gardener with a psych major? I fucking hate my mom."

"An idea came to the mind, and now she's searching for the brain."

"Got in our old Mark 1 Golf today... ... My dad grabs shifts into reverse and says....""Aah, this takes me back"""

"Can you even work your smartphone? In what capacity?"

"Why is cellphone reception so good in Wisconsin Even the smallest towns have at least 4 bars"

"It may have looked like I was doing crunches but I was just trying to get up."

"Why didn't the Soviet Union send Cosmonauts to the Moon? In case they didn't want to come back."