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Joke of the Day

"So a rabbi, a bishop, a black guy and a mathematician walk into a bar... ...the bartender looks at them and says ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""

"Why is is called Holy Water ? Cause Holy God does it feel good when I use it to wash that alter boy's blood of my dick."

"What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas?? Cancer."

"AWE YEAH,,, I just washed my dog with Axe body wash... He's gonna to get ALL DA B!TCHES"

"I kept reading a book about Gawker... But every page kept going back to Chapter 11"

"If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to be alive."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke."

"Maybe if wommen's uteroids weren't such powerful mystery-swamps, the GOP wouldn't have to police them with #light & #K9 units."

"My mother told me that I took everything for granite. Apparently our house was made of sandstone."

"I met this gorgeous girl on the subway... and I said to her, ""do you know the different between lunch and a blowjob"" ""no"" Ok, lets go to lunch then."