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Joke of the Day
"Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience."
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"""You know how I realized I had such a great butt?"" Because every time I would walk away after meeting a group of ladies I could hear them say, "" what an ass"""
"What do you call a wrongly accused art thief? Framed"
"I used to be a necrophiliac... until a rotten cunt split on me."
"**I am undecided about abortion** On the one hand I support it because it is killing children. On the other, it gives women a choice."
"Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford? It was a Fiesta"
"Gandhi once got into a food fight... It was naan violence."
"How do you describe every gf in one word? K"
"A pharmaceutical truck full of Viagra was stolen today. The police said to be on the lookout for hardened criminals"
"My friend told me he has developed a lung disease... I told him to explain it to me asbestos he can."