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Joke of the Day

"**I am undecided about abortion** On the one hand I support it because it is killing children. On the other, it gives women a choice."

"""Our toes look nothing like that!"" - Camels"

"An Ethiopian dance party Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling ""Put you hands in the air like you just don't care"""

"7-Layer Dip 7-Layer dip is a complete basis for the Mexican-Food Space"

"Bruce Willis... Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies. Because, you know what they say about old habits..."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls!"

"when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day"

"Why was the rooster angry? He just found his chicken strips. (Courtesy of my creative bartender pal)"

"(Date) ME: Watch this *ties cherry stem with tongue* HER: *giggles* 1-UP WALLY: *places Rubik's cube in mouth and pulls it out solved*"

"Knock Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Mandela Effect."