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Joke of the Day

"**I am undecided about abortion** On the one hand I support it because it is killing children. On the other, it gives women a choice."

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"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground Up and in the Freezer."
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"A yoga teacher was murdered... ...they're saying it was premeditated."
"What's the difference between a frog? One leg's both the same."
"So a black guy and an asian guy walk into a classroom... The black guy gets a D- while the asian guy gets a B The asian guy gets beat up by the black guy lol"