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Joke of the Day

"**I am undecided about abortion** On the one hand I support it because it is killing children. On the other, it gives women a choice."

"Damn girl are you my dad? Because you're not there"

"Kids' complaints on vacation: - No wifi on beach - Sand is sandy - Ocean has salt in it - Lobsters? I want pizza. - Too outdoorsy outside"

"What does an r/frog say? reddit, reddit"

"A Man Walks Into A Bra... Dyslexia's a bitch, ain't it."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground Up and in the Freezer."

"Why does no work ever get done on the Sun? Because it's always a Sun day"

"A yoga teacher was murdered... ...they're saying it was premeditated."

"What's the difference between a frog? One leg's both the same."

"So a black guy and an asian guy walk into a classroom... The black guy gets a D- while the asian guy gets a B The asian guy gets beat up by the black guy lol"