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Joke of the Day
"Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford? It was a Fiesta"
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"Yo momma's so dumb... ...she voted for Trump."
"Why should you never run behind a bus? You will get exhausted."
"If you get angry, just take deep breaths and count to ten. Unless you're angry about oxygen and numbers."
"So a duck walks into a pharmacy... and asks the pharmacist, ""Do you have any chapstick?"" When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies ""Thanks, just put it on my bill!"""
"I hate when people use words without knowing the meaning...gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head."
"Why did Negan watch Arrested Development? Someone told him there were two Lucilles"
"Get a dog from the shelter for your kids and you're a hero but get a hobo from the shelter to babysit your kids and everyone gets all upset"
"Here's a long joke.. Trumps candidacy"
"My German friend brought his newly-bought laptop to me... ...and said ""I shouldn't have bought one with a English keyboard. Can you tell me what this is?"" He then pointed at the space bar."