198401

Joke of the Day

"what would you call superman if he was deaf and mexican? No hero"

"Before phones were invented Were dick pics called junk mail?"

"What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth? Synthia"

"What do you call a jihadi that owns both a goat and a donkey? Bisexual."

"Some songs contain sirens which alert you to the fact that you have shitty taste in music."

"But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt."

"United States once again votes for a minority President! Donald J Trump is believed to be the first orange President to be elected in the history of the United States."

"If a blind couple breaks up... would they start hearing other people?"

"Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult? Because they want us all under super-vision!"

"What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread? Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread? Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time? a rye-ot"