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Joke of the Day

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the f out of ""safe"" and the f out of ""way""."

"Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache."

"What disease do basement dweller mosquitos give you? M'laria"

"We Found Love in a Swollen Face Chris Brown ft. Rihanna"

"Did you hear about the pathological liar who went to see the doctor for constipation? He was full of shit"

"In honor of the Million Muslim March... What do you get when you add a million lesbians to the Million Man March? Two million people that don't do dick."

"Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping? To look for the lowest prices."

"Las Vegas Floor Show What is the difference between a circus side show and a Las Vegas floor show? One has a cunning array of stunts the other has a stunning array of cunts."

"long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern"

"My 9 year old son - ""If I ever get Bieber fever, just let the fever kill me."""