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Joke of the Day
"What disease do basement dweller mosquitos give you? M'laria"
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"I met my wife in an African Languages class. We just clicked."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house the car and half of Ken's belongings"
"What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant? Attempted Crepe"
"I store drugs right under my nose Don't believe me? Check my stash"
"Some people said my dog was too scared to shit itself... Then I replied ""That's why I have to beat them."""
"What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke"
"If you didn't have a Lexus waiting under the tree for your lady, you're a piece of shit who doesn't know what love is."
"Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes? Sears."
"So, an Irishman walks out of a pub... ... Hey, it could happen!"