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Joke of the Day
"Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping? To look for the lowest prices."
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"Cheezus take the wheel! *bud um sch*"
"What did the upset horse use to row his boat? A saddle."
"My wife is a big Tennis fan and was telling me how distracting she finds the constant grunting noises during the women's matches. I have promised her I will stop."
"No prosecuting Trespassers will be violated"
"If you're reading this.. then you are not Floyd Mayweather."
"All these video games with epic orchestral music scores. Those concerned mums were right, there's way too much violins in video games."
"Sometimes I like to sit on the floor, bring my knees up to my chest and then lean forward. But that's just how I roll."
"I know the voices in my head aren't real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!"
"My girlfriend wanted me to include her more.. My girlfriend cuddled up to me and said ""I wish you would play with me like to do those video games"". So, I Dragon-punched her in the face."