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Joke of the Day
"equality A woman's work is never done, that's why they earn less."
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"Why was the Sublime cover band so bad? They don't practice Santeria."
"I asked my North Korean friend how he was doing.... ...and he responded, ""I can't complain."""
"[after robots take over] *drones crash into my kitchen* ME: [mouthful of ham] whobithrayed me? *fridge starts laughing* BUT U WERE MY FABRIT"
"In retrospect; being a fat girl, bringing a black & white swimsuit to a water park 2 weeks after a killer whale attack, was a horrible idea."
"Changing the world. Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing herself."
"Wife: Where are you going? Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got? Five?"
"My gay friend rolled a joint for me. Fruit roll-up."
"Most days I feel like three kids stacked up on each other's shoulders, covered by a huge coat, trying to pass as one of all these grown-ups."
"What's the best thing about being a female mime? There's no glass ceiling"