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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about being a female mime? There's no glass ceiling"
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"Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes ""snap crackle and pop"" ? A firefly with a short circuit !"
"What's Jerry Lewis's favorite vitamin? riboFLAVIN"
"What do you call a tired tumblrina? A nap-kin."
"Working title for the new Tyler Perry movie? Alex Crossdresser"
"Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the ""paws"" button on the VCR."
"Kids got jokes"
"No one in here better be making any jokes about Fred Phelps' death God hates gags."
"Life's like a bird, it's pretty cute until it shits on your head."
"I would tell you a joke about anal sex... Butt fuck it."