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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about being a female mime? There's no glass ceiling"
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"All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream"
"Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on. Boom, problem solved!"
"Did you hear about the constipated math teacher's problem? She worked it out with a #2 pencil."
"Calling ""shotgun"" is great way to lighten the mood when getting in the squad car after the cops arrest you."
"To sick to work This guy phones in to work, tells his boss he is to sick to come. So the boss says, "" Sorry to hear, how sick are you ? Guy replies, "" Very, I'm in bed with my sister."""
"Its easier to be friends with people online."
"When you really think about it... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
"My wife went on a lot of roller coasters when she was pregnant with our daughter Katelyn, and you can tell :("
"Two ducks are in a pond One says ""quack!"" The other says ""man, i was just about to say that!"""