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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how he was doing.... ...and he responded, ""I can't complain."""
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"The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin"
"Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."
"What's a panda's favourite drink? Bambooze"
"Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella? In case of reindeer. And because I caribou."
"What did a Jewish guy do first thing in the morning? Hebrew coffee Go easy on me with this pun."
"How many white teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb ...none they would rather sit in the dark (im white teenage and mean no harm in this joke)"
"*Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] *Batman voice* I said let's go."
"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"
"What will they call Bruce Jenner after the final sex-change operation? Sluice"