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Joke of the Day

"If I were a woman I'd probably use tampons because it seems like it would be hard to stuff a maxi pad all the way up there."

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"Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it."
"My wife removed the ""G"" key from our keyboard at home so I could appreciate the frustration associated with not hitting the spot."
"Tried to take my girlfriend to get a physical.... ...they kept turning me away saying ""sir, this is a palm reader"""
"What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog? Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese."
"I slipped on ice and discovered I'm a natural at break dancing"
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... and says ""Oh dammit some asshole has my pen!"""
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother."
"What is eternity? Two self-conscious guys taking a shit in a public restroom."
"How do Germans tie their shoelaces? In little knotsies...."
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