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Joke of the Day
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother."
Next Joke
"Hey person who wrote ""WASH ME"" on my car, I know it wasn't my car that wrote that. My car doesn't speak English. I'm onto you."
"Since everyone is writing a poem, here is mine to do is to be to be is to do to do is to be to be is to do I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very ""Scooby do be do"""
"What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him? You're being very teste"
"I'm circling the auto shop and hoping that my mechanic can hear me yelling, ""BRAKES!""."
"I used to be a man inside a woman's body... but then I was born."
"Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time."
"What is the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down someone's throat."
"What does a flaky boyfriend and constipation have in common? They're both assholes who can't commit."
"*maintains eye contact with coworker while licking a yogurt lid for seventeen minutes*"