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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog? Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese."
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"I wish airplanes flapped their wings and shit on cars"
"Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"I want to date a girl who is willing to solve any disagreements with impromptu light-saber battles."
"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation. haha?"
"My thai-girlfriend told me it's ok to have a small penis I would still prefer that she had a vagina. EDIT: Grammar thx to /u/Jarabar"
"It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned..."
"What is a Mexican's favorite FPS? Borderlands."
"*Batman receives electric bill for Bat Signal* ""ALFRED WE'RE GETTING IPHONES."""
"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A Dinosnore! PS: Caillou is the BEST show ever."