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"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 11, 12"
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"lobster christian grey: 'my tastes are very.....singular' *opens closet door revealing hundreds of rubber bands*"
"They should make a breathalyzer that can tell if you've consumed energy drinks so it's easier for the cops to catch rapists."
"Bernie Sanders is finally deciding to cut the BS He will now go by: Ernie Anders."
"How do you know if someone grew up in New York City? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"""What? Only 2% Milk? Then what's the other 98%!?"" [bull walking confidently out of the factory] Oh you don't wanna know"
"A week before Abraham Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland... A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe."
"My teen yelled at me for not waking her up for school. She's in the shower & I'm wondering when she realizes it's Sunday. This is beautiful."
"How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped? She isn't standing in the kitchen"
"If there are liberal arts colleges, why aren't there any conservative arts colleges? Well, there used to be conservative arts colleges, but they were all defunded."