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Joke of the Day

"lobster christian grey: 'my tastes are very.....singular' *opens closet door revealing hundreds of rubber bands*"

"What is Hitler's least favourite Christmas song? All I Want From Christmas Is Jew"

"How are women and cigarettes similar? The taste changes as you get closer to the butt."

"Dear Social Media, thanks for showing me that I can like people. So long as I don't have to see, touch, or smell them."

"How many French people does it take to bake a baguette? 8. Because then they have wheat."

"I was helping a Spanish guy load things in his car and he kept calling me names every time I did something nice. Everytime I helped him he called me a grassy-ass."

"every fight is a food fight... ...when you're a cannibal."

"what cross road chicken"

"Although I don't care for rap music, I don't denigrate it. For those who like rap music, denigrate means to speak negatively about."

"Parents, what's the right age to explain to a Fox News anchor that Santa isn't real?"