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Joke of the Day
"How do you find will smith in a blizzard? Look for fresh prince"
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"I wrote a college paper about government agencies slowly encroaching on internet privacy. It's called ""NSA: An Essay."""
"What's the benefit of having sex with 24 year olds? There's 20 of them."
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair, and a table."
"Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board"
"I've been working really hard on controlling my alcoholism I can't remember the last time I blacked out."
"I invented a realistic sex simulator. It doesn't work on me because realistically nobody wants to have sex with me."
"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? You look for fresh prints."
"Stop wearing shirts that make us want to look at your titties if you don't want us to look at your titties, because TITTIES!!"
"What do you call a human that's now a cactus? A transplant."