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Joke of the Day

"Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board"

"Cleaning the Attic Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here!''"

"how did the art student make a million dollar work of art? He started with 2 million."

"You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth."

"Did you hear the one about the JRPG character who named his daughter Dot? He called for her three times, but she she still didn't answer. ..."

"How do you know if your best friend is gay? If his dick tastes like shit!"

"How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V? Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!"

"I climbed on a tree with a suitcase. My aim is to become a branch manager."

"Crayola is now doing its color testing on manatees and peta is pissed. Oh The Hue Manatee!"

"What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison? A small medium at large"