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Joke of the Day

"Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board"

"I heard about this Mohel who did a circumcision while drunk ... ... he got the sack. He had developed a drinking problem, just couldn't cut it any more."

"What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !"

"My Grandad spent most of the war on the lookout out for German bombers. He was a lifeguard at Berlin Swimming Baths."

"A teenage girl went to visit the doctor for her cough complaint. The doctor examined her with his stethoscope. 'Big breaths' he said. 'Yeah, and I am only thixteen' she replied."

"I used to have a fear of hurdles.... But i got over it"

"Was gonna get a brain transplant I changed my mind"

"There's something really addictive about Brownies... ... I think it's their exotic accent."

"I have Tourettes you fucking bitch."

"There's no place like home. (to poop)"