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Joke of the Day

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair, and a table."

"I like to thanks my fingers,I can always count on them,my arm,they're always by my side,and my leg for always supporting me"

"Why can't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth."

"Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff? She had mittens on."

"I got a flyer in the mail that said ""Get into a new car no questions asked!"" Bullshit... my neighbor still asked WTF I was doing in his BMW."

"What do you call a cow with no legs? A cow with no legs of course. HA got heeem."

"I have a pen..... I have a apple :D"

"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl? You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball."

"My Girlfriend thought we should get Friends With Benefits. I dumped her, I can't stand Justin Timberlake."

"Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*"