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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair, and a table."
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"How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction? It turns out, it's not very hard at all"
"What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base? One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence. The other is an Iraqi Army base."
"It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife and I have sex. We hide the videotapes, but he always finds them."
"How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap."
"Great roll model A kid all confused asked his dad: Dad, dad..What is closer the moon or London? To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here?"
"5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian Roulette."
"Her: how are you Me: good Her: you sure? Me: yup Her: you're alright? Me: yes.. Her: really? Me: Her: are y-- Me: people like you go missing"
"An old couple were in church the other morning and the old lady said to the old man ""I've just broken wind silently, what will I do?"" He said, ""First thing is get new batteries for your hearing aid""."
"What takes up 12 parking spaces? Six women drivers."