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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your work and your wife ? In 5 years, your work will still suck"
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"What kind of olives do I like? Olive them"
"[baby throws up all over the couch] Cmon dude, I let you live here for free"
"Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men."
"Joke: Genie in the bottle | geaNostra"
"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"
"I accidentally dropped my phone from a 20-story building. It's a good thing I had it on Flight Mode."
"what do you call a comedian who also happens to be a skeleton funny bones"
"A woman found out her husband was cheating on her. ""Herman, I can't believe you did this. Why?"" ""Well, my name **is** Herman, not Yourman."""
"People are loving this whole 'birdie sanders' thing but... i don't recall a similar reaction when bill clinton got a bird to come"