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Joke of the Day

"A woman found out her husband was cheating on her. ""Herman, I can't believe you did this. Why?"" ""Well, my name **is** Herman, not Yourman."""

"Why did the banana go to the hospital? It wasn't peeling well."

"I was talking to this guy at the gym about push-ups. ""How many reps would you usually do?"" he asked. ""A million,"" I rep lied."

"How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb? They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for 30 years."

"Well, lookie there. Bring a cheesecake to a gunfight and suddenly EVERYBODY wishes you'd brought a knife."

"*Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store."

"The other day I held the door for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester."

"Have you heard of the beer Jesus made? Its called Hebrew."

"A man died in a tragic skydiving accident. Some say he left an impact on the world."

"I nicknamed my urethra, Franklin."