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Joke of the Day
"What was the statistician's fetish? Let's just say he had the standard deviation."
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"What's six inches long that women love? Folding money."
"What do you call a deer with a missing eye? I have no fucking eye deer."
"Hate it when a mum automatically assumes their baby is hungry when they cry. Maybe they're crying for a stable economy. YOU DON'T KNOW!"
"Easter Weekend Wife: Honey, what's for Easter? Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday."
"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door."
"My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is being read aloud."
"How to mess with people To REALLY mess with people, try drinking Gatorade from a Windex bottle."
"I've been called a lot of names but ""designated driver"" was never one of them."
"LEONARDO DECAPRIO WINS AN OSCAR... ... oh wait, it's not a joke this time."