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Joke of the Day
"What was the statistician's fetish? Let's just say he had the standard deviation."
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"What does Polynomial Man say when you beat him? Youve foiled my plans again!"
"Do NOT lower your standards to ""keep"" anyone. Make them meet you at YOUR level. Self respect is power."
"I never expected my dad to steal from his road construction job... but when I got home all of the signs were there."
"In Italy, they call me Olive Oil Its because im extra virgin. :("
"""GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND WE MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD FOR ANYTHING"" ""sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"" ""Oh rad, bring it in"""
"Why do people get addicted to meth? Because they didn't think of the aftermeth."
"I saw a chameleon today... So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shit chameleon."
"Why do maxi-pads hate tampons so much? Because tampons are stuck up cunts"
"People who tweet about politics should have to pass a small test: if i say ""Oh, look, a dead bird,"" and you look UP, we take your phone away"