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"ME: time for sleep BRAIN: what if potatoes could talk ME: ugh BRAIN: and make friends with one another ME: please stop BRAIN: best spuds"
"If you haven't woken up from a nap covered in stickers, did you even fall asleep while watching cartoons with your preschooler."
"Teacher: What's a robin? Fred: A bird that steals ma'am."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Well I guess none; they just put the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them."
"What has two wings and an arrow? A Chinese telephone"
"How much semen does a gay guy have? A butt load."
"Why did the angry ant fall off the toilet seat? Because it was pissed off."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. 7 also got herpes from 14 and stabbed 23 through 30 in a gang fight."
"A pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Hey, you know you have a steering wheel between you legs right?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrrr, Matey! It drives me nuts!"""