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"Offer: free guitar No strings attached"
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"Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor."
"I like my coffee the way I like my slaves... Free."
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillowcases? They're really making headlines."
"What did the male lamb say to the female lamb Nice rack"
"Newtown's First Law (OC) Newtown's First Law: For every crisis, there is an opportunistic power-grab by the government to trade freedom for 'security'."
"How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes."
"A man walks into a bar. Smack."
"My therapist said that I second guess myself too much. [deleted]"