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Joke of the Day
"A Russian walks into an Ukrainian bar... And farts. The Russian says, ""I'm sorry for Putin."""
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"The worst thing about kissing the person who loves you the most is when you bang your teeth off the mirror"
"Scientists discover diarrhea can be hereditary It runs in your jeans"
"A psychic Midget escaped from jail yesterday. The papers read: ""Small Medium at Large"""
"FRIEND: What's your type? ME: In guys or in blood?"
"How do you milk a sheep? With iPhone periph**e**rals."
"Why do Trump supporters enjoy polish people at his rally... so that they can say that their ahead in the Poles. Polish gram-pa said it."
"What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common? You gotta catch Jamal"
"What did the fruit say to the vegetable? Lettuce be grape friends."
"""so what did you do before self-driving cars?"" ""we just drove 'em ourselves!"" ""wow, no one died that way?"" ""oh no, millions of people died"""