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Joke of the Day

"My dentist told me I have to stop masturbating. I said, ""Why?"" He said, ""Because I'm trying to work on your teeth!"""

"An English teacher tells a knock knock joke Teacher: Knock Knock Student: Who's there? Teacher: To Student: To who? Teacher: To *whom*"

"One day I hope to watch a cable show that says ""Brought to you by.. The bill you pay every fucking month."""

"I am hoping to have a gay child So that one day he/she will come to me and say ""Dad, I'm gay"" To which I will reply ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? You wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on your face."

"Survival tip: If a clown starts making a balloon chainsaw, run like hell."

"How did Hitler react to the fall of Berlin? He did Nazi-it coming."

"Where does Noah keep his bees? In the Ark Hives"

"What do they call a dog in Iraq? A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself"

"What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand? A community centre"