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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick? He turns into Kim Jong-ill!"
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"I'd do a joke about amphibians. But they've all been toad."
"What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL? Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants."
"What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces? Natural logs."
"Three words What are three words that kills a guy's confidence... ""Is it in?"" Three words to kill a girl's confidence... ""I don't know"""
"My doctor said I had 2 months to live So I shot him, the judge gave me 30 years"
"[Jail] INMATE: I killed a guy. SCOOBY DOO VILLAIN: I got caught trying to haunt an old warehouse by a bunch of teenagers and a talking dog."
"Donald Trump has banned shredded cheese. He's going to make America grate again."
"Engineering Class My teacher tells me there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't..."
"What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food? Slothages."