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Joke of the Day

"My buddy has a telescope but I don't think he uses it for astronomy. I asked what his favourite constellation was and he said, ""Samantha""."

"What do you call a German paedophile hiding in the playground bushes? Kinder Surprise!"

"What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses? Hippocampus!"

"How much does a hipster weigh? An *instagram*"

"RIP evaporated water.... ...You will be mist"

"Its a joke not a d*ck, don't take it to hard."

"""If I should die before I wake, please don't draw any dicks on my face."""

"Boss: I was listening to some Tool on the way to work. Me: I talk to myself when I'm driving sometimes too, it's ok. Boss: Just get out."

"What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs? The Muppets"

"I used to play teeball... I stopped playing after I struck out"