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Joke of the Day

"My buddy has a telescope but I don't think he uses it for astronomy. I asked what his favourite constellation was and he said, ""Samantha""."

"What's a Yankee? It's like a quickie except you do it yourself."

"What did the daddy salt say to his son? ""Stop cracking your NaCles."""

"What are the 2 rules of success? No1 : Don't tell everything you know."

"I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about how long I can look away from the road while driving."

"What is the difference between a lesbian and a wheat thin? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."

"4/21 International Drug Test Day!!!!"

"Stand in a crowd, put your finger to your ear secret agent style, say out loud ""target is in site!"", see who panics."

"What did southern, black children bring to school to eat? Lynchables"

"I relate to your inability to relate to people. Let's talk about hanging out but never follow through."