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Joke of the Day

"Boss: I was listening to some Tool on the way to work. Me: I talk to myself when I'm driving sometimes too, it's ok. Boss: Just get out."

"What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas? Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad"

"HER: We need to talk. ME: No one actually NEEDS to talk. HER: ... ME: I assume we need to talk longer now."

"Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail? He was taking a look around"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? The gun only has one trigger! -Clorox Bleach"

"Have you heard about the first restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere."

"Subreddit for 6 year old Korean jokes... enjoy! www.reddit.com/r/6yearoldkoreanjokes"

"Any one want to get a Helen Keller thread going? What do you do after you rape Helen Keller? Break her fingers so she can't tell her mom."

"Joined a gym once. 12 bystanders were injured. So much blood. 2 people renounced their faith. At night I still hear the treadmill screaming."

"Commissioner Gordon: It says here that bats sleep upside down and wee over themselves. Batman: We also poop. CG: We? B: They. I mean they"