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Joke of the Day

"Its a joke not a d*ck, don't take it to hard."

"In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an ""A"" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks."

"""Hello, would you like to take part in a one-question survey?"" ""Sure."" ""Great! Thanks for participating."""

"(NSWF) Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny? He heard little boys pants were 50% off..."

"My momma always said life is like a load of laundry. Sometimes you gotta separate the colors from the whites."

"I wonder if people with speech impediments get receding hair lips as they get older?"

"Boyfriend calls me Gluteal Myalgia because he thinks I'm too dumb to understand what it means. Let's see how he likes the name Microphallus"

"I like my women like I like my Christmas Ham... ...bone in."

"I don't always feel like I won the genetic lottery, but when I do... I'm at Wal-mart."

"Did you hear about the dog who had sleep apnea? He had to get a C-PUP machine."