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Joke of the Day
"What is zombie's favorite hiking snack? Entrail mix"
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"Nowadays, French fries are made from potatoes. What did they used to be made from before the 1960s? Potatoes"
"Dinner: I BIT THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH! IT WILL NEVER HEAL! NOTHING WILL EVER BE RIGHT AGAIN! Next morning: Oh, OK."
"American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took ""the floor is lava"" game way to seriously as kids."
"How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars? ""Well... If it's any constellation..."""
"I farted in front of a Jewish friend He got offended but i said "" c'mon a little gas never killed anybody"""
"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"
"How did the detective solve his cold-case? He put it in a conviction-oven."
"They were having a sale at the hospital for vasectomies... It was a package deal."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."