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Joke of the Day
"They were having a sale at the hospital for vasectomies... It was a package deal."
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"How does praying lead to a blow job? I don't know, ask an alter boy."
"They've finally renamed my gym ""Skinny Guys with Giant Headphones Loudly Dropping Small Weights."""
"PARENTS: When someone offers you drugs, you say no! ME (going out into the world): I'm ready [literally no one offers me drugs ever]"
"What do you call a male cow that eats hamburgers? A cannibull..ha..ha..?"
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to his wife when she asked if Christmas was his favourite holiday I still love Easter, Baby."
"Typical Kanye West If Kanye West would become a president wouldn't we all be living in Wild West?"
"Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case."
"How can you tell a mechanic got laid? He has one clean finger"
"What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !"